when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u
fuck dis bitch i gotta go
katy-san… will you love me forever?
no! *starts laughin with rihanna*
*gaga starts running*
katy starts running after her!
but it’s too late… gaga gets run over by.. a car
*police gets here*
*britney spears voice* i’m the police and i’m here
*starts putting lipstick* is she going to be ok
*britney spears police voice* no
ABORT ABORT ABORT
friend: come outside
friend: i’ll buy you food
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
michael is scared to be labeled as a boyband because he is afraid that if they are labeled that way he will have to learn numerous synchronized dance routines and as we all know he can’t dance very well
then where the hell tHAT BITCH GOING
Liam and a fan today in Beverly Hills. (22/4/14)